That's right dickheads, Sal Cooljoke is back from the dead and ready for action. Obviously understand I wasn't so much dead as dead inside. Words to the wise...constant intake of Essex style Indian food can cause stomach ulcers and lead to bowel cancer...so just watch out for Gandhi's revenge!
So where has Cooljoke been, aside from in the labyrinth of Hades for a brief spell. Well after my brief stint as a helicopter pilot at a circus I went on some aid work in India and Africa, went to San Francisco to meet the REAL Lindens, great guys and girls, who enjoy it seems time well spent gorging themselves at Restaurant Gary Danko. You know if you're ever in the area and want to drop in you can usually find them there mulling over banninations and which SL President to set up for a major fall.
But enough about me, let's talk about you! That's right Cooljoke has taken to the streets to really get a feel for the REAL people of El Lifo del Secundo. I've spoken to some wonderful people, really had a "insight" (learnt that word this morning) into what motivates the residents of S to the L to perform the acts they do (scat play, BDSM and bribing). Watch this spot as Cooljoke impersonates an SL police offcer once more to get into the dark infested underbelly of SL, can he infiltrate the most depraved social groups? We'll find out.
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